Sorry for the delay; real life, as always.

No acceptance speeches because, sadly, none of the nominees could be here. Unless, that is, they are lurking in the comments... (insert winning grin here).

( And the Academy Award - or whatever - goes to... )

Ahem. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first annual Uberwank Awards ( Read more... )

So.

Here we are.

OK, so honestly, posting this feels weird. This book came out almost a year ago now, and in that time it seems that the majority of people have moved on and just plain got over DH being a bit shoddy at times, and said, "Yeah, the epilogue sucked, so what? I'm just going to disregard it". Whereas here I am, like the sole existing ( Read more... )

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This'll have to do. If all else fails, appropriate icon is appropriate.

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"By the way, Harry, now that I'm utterly dead, it seems a good time to tell you that I was quite the arse-bandit in my youth. Do stop feeling compassion for that wretched flayed child under your seat." - air_and_angels, here
So there's this line in The Princess Bride about how death cannot ( Read more... )

PRINCESS LEIA: Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?
LUKE: Vader is here, now, on this moon.
PRINCESS LEIA: How do you know?
LUKE: I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission here. I have to face him ( Read more... )

Chapter summary:

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( Severus ex machina )

This one isn't a rickroll.

THE EMPEROR: Rise, my friend.
DARTH VADER: The Death Star will be completed on schedule.
THE EMPEROR: You've done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
DARTH VADER: Yes, my Master.
THE EMPEROR: Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek you out, and when he does, you ( Read more... )

LANDO CALRISSIAN: [Seeing the Death Star is operational] Home One, this is Gold Leader.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: We saw it. All craft, prepare to retreat.
LANDO CALRISSIAN: We won't get another chance at this, Admiral.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: We have no choice, General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
LANDO CALRISSIAN: Han will ( Read more... )

I can explain the delay on this in a single word: "essay".

( It's the V to the A to the D-E-R! Reconstructing the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar! Fucking you up no matter who you are! )